I keep tellin Mom, I want to be a PIRATE! But nooooooooooo............she's keeps putting me in this stupid Z3 Car Stuff! What self respecting PIRATE would wear Doggles AND a Seat Harness??? Blimey, the shame!
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Mom, I NEED a PIRATE HAT & a PATCH! A bottle of Rum would be a nice accent as well, so could you please work with me here?? Uh, Mom, puhlease????